Games

Porker games are games that were made up by Nick. 51 porkers participate in the highest Series, the
Porker Passing Series, while only 26 porkers participate in the other two Series, the Porker Hockey
Series and the Porker Hiding Series. Each Series is fun to watch as a fan, and points are distributed to
the best porkers, which go into the standings. At the end of each season, prizes are given out to the
highest porkers in each series' standings.

The Porker Passing Series (fully named Pass the Porker) rules and regulations:
Porkers must pass Peewee, a baby porker, around a huge circle of every pig, while he is holding his poop.
It gets faster and faster until Peewee is forced to poop, and when he does, it goes on a porker. That porker
loses and must clean up him/herself and Peewee, then must go back on the shelf, where he or she will
watch the rest. If Fluffy, Peewee's mom, gets pooped on, the same thing happens, but Peewee will be held
by another porker, and that porker will be the announcer.

The Porker Hockey Series (fully named Porker Hockey) rules and regulations:
Porkers go into a Tourney-style arrangement and must duel each other in a game of hockey, 1-on-1.
Whatever a porker's strength is might help them have the better advantage, or it could be just using your
wits. Once a porker loses, the winner goes on to the next pig who's already won his duel. Then they duel,
and it keeps on going like that until we have a winner.

The Porker Hiding Series (fully named Hide-and-go-Porker) rules and regulations:
Porkers go into a circle much like in Pass the Porker, then Nick gets a flashlight. He spins the flashlight just
like spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on must seek, and immediately finished last. You can't be the
same seeker two games in a row. Then, the seeker counts to 150 while all 25 other porkers hide. When
the seeker finishes, he/she looks for all the porkers, and in the order they are found is the order they finish.